Monday, February 12, 2007


Disclaimer: The writing below is not my own work. It has been copied and pasted here for your reading pleasure. The views and opinions expressed are in agreement with my own but need not be in agreement with yours. The gross generalisations apply to many - dead and alive however they might not apply to you. Especially if you are female. Enjoy!

"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, including that hilarious comic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that, Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution: I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that, Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. Well, more or less. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds fabulous," says Eve, with unmistakable irony, "but what's the catch, Lord?"

"Well... you can have him on one condition..."

"Yes, Lord? "

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring. So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first... but it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman."


Vik said...

well it is appropriate then that i retort with this.

"A girl must have patience, not anger. Obedience, not arrogance. Calm, not haste. Basically, a girl should behave like a girl"

Disclaimer:The writing above is not my own work. It has been translated into English from the Tamil movie, "Padayappa" and was delivered by none other than the great Superstar himself, Rajnikanth. The views and opinions expressed are in agreement with my own and need not be in agreement with yours. More importantly, if Rajni said it there has to be an element of truth to it. So ladies, I implore you...

Achint said...

now that made me smile :)

OnCloud9 said...

what's wrong wtih vik?
rajni!! good GOD!

OnCloud9 said...

on a more important note...i completely agree...with the blog not silly vik!

Vik said...

u da silly girl...didnt u read it? "obedience, not arrogance"

BEHAVE LIKE A GIRL...and go cook something

Abhilasha said...

Love your work babe love your work :)!!

Kavi said...

Amazing! :) Good one...
This post takes me back to those "Wars" we used to have back in school..."Lazy Boys, Active Girls; Bad Boys, Good Girls"...etc etc :D
Heres to all of us "beauties with brains" ;)!!